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ultraviolence x twilight
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Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower
they’re? just? sitting there ???
it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear
Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:
*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
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(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk
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© bape ril
